---
title: 2025-04-23-victoria
created: 2025-04-23
updated: 2025-04-23
type: summary
tags: ["local_news", "newsletter"]
external: http://go/ui/posts/587/
status: inbox
---

<think>
Okay, let's tackle this query. The user wants an 8-item concise bulletin summary in Chinese using markdown. The key points are to merge duplicates, prioritize big news, and ensure each item has a link. 

First, I need to go through all the provided URLs and titles. I see that some articles are repeated, like the Melbourne bishop being a cardinal, Peter Dutton's poll issues, the Pope's successor's duties, and the ankle bracelets for youth. These duplicates should be merged, with the most important ones listed first.

Next, identify which are the biggest news. The Melbourne bishop becoming a cardinal and the Pope-related items about sexual assault survivors are significant due to their religious and social impact. The defense spending pledge by the Coalition is a major policy move. The ankle bracelets for kids and the legal discipline for LGBTQ jokers are notable. The twins' viral fame and the MP rebuffing Sky News add local color. The Uber host vs. MP might be a quirky but relevant political story. Theatheist's response to the Pope's death could be a human interest piece.

I need to check which ones are duplicates. The Melbourne bishop's article is listed twice, so pick one link. Peter Dutton's and Pope's successor are also duplicates. The ankle bracelets and the LGBTQ incident are duplicates too. I'll merge those, using the most relevant links. 

Now, structure the 8 items. Start with the most impactful: the Melbourne cardinal, the Coalition's defense spending, the pope's successor's duties, the sexual assault advocacy, the ankle bracelets, the twins, the Nazi salute case, and the Uber candidate. Theatheist and the venue collapse might be less critical but could fit if needed. Wait, the user specified 8 items, so I need to pick the top 8.

Exclude the subscriber discount as it's not news. The venue's uncertain future is about business but may be less urgent. Theatheist's response is a personal story but not as big as others. The Uber candidate is a political angle, so include that. The legal case for LGBTQ jokers is important for social issues. The Nazi salute is a legal case too. 

So final list:

1. Melbourne bishop cardinal
2. Coalition's defense spending
3. Next pope's duties for survivors
4. Ankle bracelets for youth
5. LGBTQ jokers disciplined
6. Twins viral fame
7. Uber host vs. MP
8. Nazi salute accusation

Check links for each to ensure correct URLs. Make sure descriptions are concise in Chinese. Avoid markdown except for the final output. Ensure titles are accurate and links correct. Remove any duplicates properly. That should cover it.
</think>

# 大新闻  
- [墨尔本主教将成为最年轻的红衣主教，参与选举下一任教皇](https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/australias-most-senior-catholic-set-to-select-the-next-pope-is-churchs-youngest-cardinal/4ac3gwrk7)  
乌克兰裔的44岁的Mykola Bychok成为澳大利亚最高级别天主教领袖，将参与教皇选举，也是教会史上最年轻的红衣主教。  

- [自由党承诺国防开支增至GDP 3%，应对全球威胁](https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/coalition-pldges-to-increase-australia-defence-spend/6dk1b3kbs)  
自由党承诺将国防预算提升至GDP的3%，称需应对中东、乌克兰冲突及威权主义扩张带来的威胁。  

- [教皇去世后，幸存者呼吁新教皇更重视性侵受害者权益](https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/after-francis-advocates-say-the-next-pope-must-do-more-for-sexual-assult-survivors/804go965w)  
活动人士批评教会进展不足，要求新教皇加速处理性侵受害者赔偿及问责问题。  

- [澳洲双胞胎姐妹同步发言走红，用流量助力拯救海鸟](https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/meet-the-aussie-twins-taking-the-internet-by-storm-for-speaking-in-unison/h2mfva4f0)  
姐妹Bridgette和Paula Powers凭借同步演讲视频爆红，计划利用热度推广保护海鸟和鹈鹕的环保事业。  

- [维州法院批准对青少年罪犯佩戴电子脚环上学](https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/children-charged-with-serious-offenses-to-be-fitted-with-ankle-bracelets-for-school-20250422-p5ltds.html)  
法庭批准对严重少年罪犯在保释期间上学时佩戴电子脚环，以监控其行踪并防止再犯。  

- [墨尔本律师因电梯贴LGBTQ+冒犯言论遭纪律处分](https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/lawyers-disciplined-over-offensive-demeaning-lgbtq-joke-posted-in-elevators-20250422-p5ltcm.html)  
两名律师在电梯张贴贬低LGBTQ+的“玩笑”遭处罚，其行为引发法律界强烈谴责。  

- [前Triple J主持人开Uber欲“逆袭”击败自由党议员](https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/a-former-triple-j-host-is-hoping-his-uber-side-hustle-will-help-him-unseat-a-liberal-mp/3q6yzclov)  
独立候选人Alex Dyson通过开Uber积累支持，最新民调显示其有望在5月3日选举中击败自由党丹·泰汉。  

- [《邻居》主演被指纳粹敬礼，邻居贴海报“羞辱”他](https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/everybody-needs-good-neighbours-but-ramsay-st-star-was-shamed-by-his-over-alleged-nazi-salute-20250422-p5lth4.html)  
演员Damien Richardson被指纳粹敬礼，律师称邻居通过张贴海报对其发动舆论攻击。
